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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BINGO
Thou shalt not sit in thy neighbours lucky seat.
Thou shalt not stare at thy neighbours card.
Thou shalt not take the Callers name in vain.
Thou shalt not call false “Bingo”.
Thou shalt not wish bad luck on thy neighbour.
Thou shalt not threaten to kill the “Caller”.
Thou shalt not steal thy husband’s money for Bingo (oh, alright you can do this one).
Thou shalt not brag about how much thou hast won.
Thou shalt not whine about how much thou hast lost.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s winnings.
Strange, Weird and Just Plain Dumb Laws About Bingo
In the state of North Carolina, USA, a bingo game may not run for over five hours unless it is held at a fair. One wonders how long the games lasted before this law and why that was such a problem?
Here’s one we just can’t figure out. In Athens, Georgia, also in the US, the local ordinance forbids anyone to offer goldfish as a lure to get people to play bingo.
